I got this from my friendster's bulletin from one of my friend. Just funny! so i just want to share this to you guys...
Kids are Quick...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Sunday, June 29, 2008
I got this from my friendster's bulletin from one of my friend. Just funny! so i just want to share this to you guys...
Congratulations!!! Mabuhay ka Pacquiao!!! Filipino pride Manny Pacquiao had won again. I'm proud of you kababayan. He defeated Diaz by a knock out and to claim the title WBC lightweight champion of the world. This is a video of the 8 to 9 rounds were he knocked out Diaz and check some of the videos of his recent fights too. He is an amazing fighter and i like how he fight.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Frequent using of cellphones can possibly cause hazards to our health. There have been many allegations that by talking too much on cellphones can cause brain tumors. Recent studies shows the possibility and that the radiation from the phone that cause the tumor. Might as well be aware about this matter specially now that people hooked on this kind of device. It's also says that the used of headsets, earpiece and ear buds headset helped to eliminate the possibility.
Check on this sites for more info:
Thursday, June 26, 2008
SCORPIO -THE VIRGIN (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person.
TAURUS - THE BAD BOY OR GIRL (4/20-5/20) Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
GEMINI--HARD TO LOVE (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Good personalities. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud.
CANCER - HARD TO CATCH THEIR HEART (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long- term relationships, if you can actually get them to stick around. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Normally not a Fighter, but will if necessary. Someone loves them right now, they just don't know it.
LIBRA - THE PIMP (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
AQUARIUS - THE ONE U CAN'T TOUCH (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive. Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with.
LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they will kick your ass... u might end up crying...
ARIES - THE PLAYER (3/21-4/19) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
VIRGO - THE BEST SEXUAL PARTNER (8/23-9/22) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it.Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.
CAPRICORN - THE SEXY ONE (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word.Rare to find. Caring. Smart. Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Amazing in the you know where..!!
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Forwarded via mail.
You'll learn form this story... It's very interesting story that people should think about specially in time of hardship.
After a conversation with one of my friends, he told me despite taking 2 jobs, he brings back barely above 1K per month, he is happy as he is. I wonder how he can be as happy as he is considering he has to skimp his life with the low pay to support a pair of old parents, in-laws, a wife, 2 daughters and the many bills of a household. He explained that it was through one incident that he saw in India... that happened a few years ago when he was really feeling low and touring India after a major setback. He said that right in front of his very eyes, he saw an Indian mother chop off her child's right hand with a chopper. The helplessness in the mother's eyes, the scream of pain from the innocent 4-year-old child haunted him until today. You may ask why did the mother do so; had the child been naughty, had the child's hand been infected?? No, it was done for two simple words - - - TO BEG! The desperate mother deliberately caused the child to be handicapped so that the child could go out to the streets to beg. Taken aback by the scene, he dropped a piece of bread he was eating half-way. And almost instantly, a flock of 5 or 6 children swamped towards this small piece of bread which was covered with sand, robbing bits from one another. The natural reaction of hunger. Stricken by the happenings, he instructed his guide to drive him to the nearest bakery. He arrived at two bakeries and bought every single loaf of bread he found in the bakeries. The owner was dumbfounded but willingly sold everything. He spent less than $100 to obtain about 400 loaves of bread (this is less than $0.25 per loaf) and spent another $100 to get daily necessities. Off he went in the truck full of bread into the streets. As he distributed the bread and necessities to the children (mostly handicapped) and a few adults, he received cheers and bows from these unfortunate. For the first time in his life he wondered how people can give up their dignity for a loaf of bread which cost less than $0.25. He began to tell himself how fortunate he is. How fortunate he is to be able to have a complete body, have a job, have a family, have the chance to complain what food is nice and what isn't nice, have the chance to be clothed, have the many things that these people in front of him are deprived of... Now I begin to think and feel it, too! Was my life really that bad? Perhaps... no, I should not feel bad at all... What about you? Maybe the next time you think you are, think about the child who lost one hand to beg on the streets.
"Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, it is the realization of how much you already have." When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Today is my 3 years of stay in the US. I found a lot of differences from my native land and very different lifestyle but even so i remain to be the same and i don't think there's difference on my interest and my personality. I gain more confidence and still enjoying every new little things and making friends. I do miss my Philippines and my simple lifestyle as a sales working girl but i am married and have family now and stepped on another stage of life. I am just thankful for my amazing journey and cherish one by one forever even the saddest and happiest experience they're all amazing and wonderful like the saying says.... "The greatest things in life are the people we love, the places we've been and memories we've make along the way..."
Devastating news from the Philippines. Typhoon hits the Philippines again and a lot of people died more from the sinking of a passenger ship. This time of year most of the time Philippines hit by storm or typhoon sometimes mild and sometimes a strong one. This one is such a disaster a lot of people confirmed dead and there's still some are missing. How about some landslide and flooding on some areas i'm sure there's no electric power and food shortage in the most part. Such a disaster! I just hope and pray for my kababayan who suffered and have some strenght to overcome especially those people who loss their loveones. Check this out for more about the news: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080621/philippines_typhoon_080621/20080622?hub=CTVNewsAt11
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Happy so say the my very own eBay store is growing. I stated my own one week ago, most item i am selling are women's clothing some were new and some were vintage depending on my findings. I am doing buy and sell and unfortunately it's not coming from my closet or from our attic. I am focusing on the nightgown as much as i can, those jaw dropping, mouth watering and eyes popping nightgown as much, but if i can't find it just anything has potential. It is so exciting and my purpose for this is have fun and something to do while shopping and also to earn some extra money. This is to avoid using my checking account also from my earnings from work money and just use it in case we really need it and started using my paypal money from my blogging, eBay and some other for everything this is hopefully for everything like groceries, gas,pay my own bills, shopping, eat out and recreation. This is what i am aiming for hopefully. Economic is tight so just helping out my husband with all the expenses in the house. Check out my very own eBay store and tell me what you guys think.
We are in AZ baby! Most of the time during summer is 110 degrees and up so we are trying to beat the heat as much as we can without using too much electricity. We are only using AC on the living room most of the time cause our daughter always in there playing and the rest part is off and on if needed and fan if not really needed and if we are in that room. I hate surprises when it comes to our electric bill so we conserve as much as we can. Yesterday probably is so hot(I'm not checking weather all the time cause i get tired of it) cause every summer i am only using cold water all the way in the shower and that was the 1st time this summer that my cold water shower is warm. So frustrating cause i am so looking forward for my cool refreshing shower. Maybe one of this day went to a cool refreshing lake or pool for a dip and drink as much as cold water and bring some whenever were going out. From the house to the car your make-up is already melting and your body get sweaty already before the car AC starts cooling that's how hot it is in here.
Friday, June 20, 2008
Recent Quips from Late Night
"Hey, congratulations to David Cook, the American Idol. ... I believe he received an unbelievable 50 million votes ... which I think is a new record. ... In fact, he got so many votes, Hillary offered him the VP spot." --Jay Leno
"McCain, of course, has the nomination sewn up. He's just got to go to the convention. So he's now auditioning candidates for vice president. And they're visiting at his home in Arizona. They will be spending the weekend with him out there at his home in Arizona. I believe it is called Casa Viagra. Wait a minute, I believe it's called the Lazy Artery. I believe it's a ranch. I think it is the Double Hernia. No, no, his home in Arizona, the Rancho Prostateo." --David Letterman
"Big political news this weekend. John McCain invited Louisiana's governor, Florida's governor and Mitt Romney to a barbecue at his home in Arizona, because he wants to choose one of them to be his running mate. McCain says he got the idea of choosing a running mate this way by watching 'Flavor of Love.' He's gonna hand them a rose at the end of the night." --Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday, a group of oil company executives testified before Congress. Oil company executives talking to politicians. I believe they set a record for the most number of lies ever told in one room." --Jay Leno
"Dick Cheney gave a commencement address at the Coast Guard Academy. He really enjoyed speaking to the graduates, but his favorite part of the ceremony was water-boarding the valedictorian." --David Letterman
"Barack Obama was endorsed by 90-year-old Senator Robert Byrd. 90 years old, yeah. Byrd said, 'Obama will make a great president, and if he doesn't, I won't be around anyway.'" --Conan O'Brien
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
"How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?" asked the IRS auditor.
"Well," the taxpayer answered, "while fishing last summer I have caught a large golden fish. When I took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and said, 'I am a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea and I'll give you the most luxurious villa you have ever seen'. I threw the fish back to the sea, and got the villa."
"How can you prove such an unbelievable story?"
"Well, you can see the villa, can't you?"
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
After we got back from our trip it's lazy, lazy and lazy. Just back working and when i get home just chillin around doin' nothing. I'm still regaining my strenght and my brain to think of something. Just nothing pop up than laying around. I guess the heat has added some of my laziness too, getting hotter in here. Wish we've stayed longer in Montana for at least 3 months till it cools down in here a little.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Girly Comments & Graphics
Girly Comments & Graphics
To my ever dearest father happy father's day... I know that it's only a short period of time we've spend together with you but you are still missed and always in my heart, you are my best father ever. If only your life extend a little longer to show you my great appreciation for making me as i am now. It's a great honor to be your daughter and how much i love you wherever you are now.
To my wonderful husband happy father's day, you are such an amazing husband and father and i'm sure your daughter is proud of you to be her father. And to all the fathers out there Happy Father's Day!!!
I just get back to work yesterday, they probably waiting for me for the review of my performance. I am happy that my average is high and they said that only 2 person got that average and they said that if they can only clone me cause thay need 10 more of me at work. That was nice and happy to know that they appreciate me at work. The good news is i got an increase of my wages and i am very happy about it. Economy is down and tight, gas is keep on rising and i really need that increase. I am thankful about my work eventhough i am only working partime and appreciate them adding more time on me.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
It's so amazing how high technology can offer now a days, making every things fast and easy. I found this site who offers different kinds of digital scales depending on your needs. They have a lot of selections of bathroom scales, digital fish scales, digital pocket scales, food scales and shipping scales in cool stylish designs and affordable prices. We have different kind of scales in our house, we have bathroom scales and this is important to have it when watching for our diet. Watching for our weight sometimes and it needed in watching for our health. We have shipping scales in our house cause we are selling on eBay sometimes and it's handy to have one of this in checking shipping cost in the website. We have food scales and this in important to have especially in following the recipes. And the next scales we are planning to buy is a pocket scales that weight ounces and carats. Scalesetc.com offers cool designs high tech digital scales in very reasonable affordable prices. Fashionable in the way that if blends in your decorations and furnishing in the house cause they have selections of colors and cute modern stylish designs as well. Check out scalesetc.com for your digital scales, they offer shipping, returns and warranty on their site and also discounts coupons.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
We're almost there... Very nice road trip we have since Sunday. We left from our house 9 in the morning, a lot of nice views around and we have fun sightseeing and stopping on few places. Way more different from our last visit in Montana, well we used different route this time and it's more greener around and it's town after town. We're not quite there yet and this time we are staying 2 hotels on this trip where it should only take for 2 days and this time we are taking and enjoying aside from stopping for foods and sightseeing we made a lot of stops for our daughter to stretched out and give here time to run around cause she get bored at the back set.I'm going to upload pictures next time.